Other activities best avoided topless include:

• Ironing - especially with steam
• Answering the door - unless you are an exhibitionist of any nature
• Running down the stairs
• Eating anything hot unless you can guarantee no spillage
• Eating anything cold (see reasons above)
• Speaking to workmates while webcam is still connected. Again that is taking the office bonding a little further than perhaps necessary
• Leaving the house - unless you want to get arrested
• Talking to your parents - it's not that they would know it just feels a bit sick and wrong
• Dancing for five minutes to embarrassing songs and then realising the curtains are open. (i never did this honestly)
• Letting a cat anywhere near you - it's just asking for trouble

I think when I work from home it is easier to let my mind wander. Okay after five minutes on ebay (well I saw some red shoes yesterday) I will do some work.

Yes I will yes I will yes I will.....

Working from home -injuries

Woo. I think working from home. I can nurse my hangover in the privacy of my darkened living room with lots of coffee. This is great. I wake up at exactly five minutes to nine and go to my computer and log on. This is rare for me I am actually on time - my computer clock says 8:59. I am a dedicated employee in early for work! Ha

After logging on and emailing as many people as possible so they can see I am actually working. I giggle at emailing them in pyjamas then promptly spill tea all down my top. Oh crap. I take a moments naughty amusement in topless emailing and the decide I should be more sensible.

My being sensible consists of making myself more tea. I also feel hungry. I so rarely eat junk food I figure I have earned a fried egg sandwich breakfast. See a definite advantage of not being at work - could I fry an egg there?

Ouch ouch ouch!

Have just been promptly reminded why frying topless is a very very very bad move. Clearly with no workmates to supervise me I become a danger to myself.

Good job I am back at the office tomorrow.