Crap, crap crap!
Today started off so well. I arrive in the office and see that the sales boys have had a re-arrange - Dave is now officially out of there and Evan and Rob are all settled in. The atmosphere is instantly better. We chat more and there is some degree of excitement. I still have to suppress a laugh whenever Jack says a word. Seriously this guy makes Gordon Brown seem animated. My mind then decides to imagine him shagging. The thought horrifies me. That unenthusiastic American drawl. "oh yeah faster baby" the thought makes me shudder.
I notice Jamie is watching me and blush. Imagining your new workmates in the sack probably not the best way to win friends and influence people. I think and try to look busy. I smile brightly and offer to make a round of tea. As I walk across them room I see a small piece of bright red material on the floor. "Whats that?" I say and pick it up ands freeze.
That turns out to be my thong.
That's the thong that I was wearing yesterday.
I am wearing the same trousers as yesterday.
The thong must have been caught in the trousers and at some point worked it's way out of my trouser leg.
How long has my worn thong been on the floor? Has anyone else seen?
I stuff it into my bag and make tea - I am in such a state of shock I keep alternatively giggling and blushing. This can not be happening. I try to avoid peoples eyes but can't help notice Rob seems to be watching me looking suspiciously amused.
May and Andi are both sitting together and seem completely oblivious. I can't even seek female reassurance.
Yes I hate Mondays