- Ironing - especially with steam
- Answering the door - unless you are an exhibitionist of any nature
- Running down the stairs
- Eating anything hot unless you can guarantee no spillage
- Eating anything cold (see reasons above)
- Speaking to workmates while webcam is still connected. Again that is taking the office bonding a little further than perhaps necessary
- Leaving the house - unless you want to get arrested
- Talking to your parents - it's not that they would know it just feels a bit sick and wrong
- Dancing for five minutes to embarrassing songs and then realising the curtains are open. (i never did this honestly)
- Letting a cat anywhere near you - it's just asking for trouble
Yes I will yes I will yes I will.....
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